屁蹲

今日天寒,不知怎的,和平时相比,同一辆掉了两个脚蹬的自行车骑起来也格外吃力。

意欲查信,却发现信箱锁孔被冻上;在几次徒劳的尝试未果后,自行车上满头大汗的我决定放弃。

晚间外出,酒足饭饱的我在漆黑屋外的冰面上不幸滑倒,摔了一个屁股蹲。那有些肥胖的庞大身躯在以臀部为支点转动数圈以后,如同中国古代的伟大发明指南勺一般,停止在了一个不知是南还是北的方向。

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